Episode 1: The Carry-On Catastrophe — 12 Suitcases and a Ferret

Let me tell you about the time I nearly called TSA just to verify this was still considered "carry-on luggage."

It was 5:42 AM. Logan Airport. I’m sipping my coffee, vibing to some Marvin Gaye, when my client Ms. Jet Set from Jersey rolls up to the curb with the confidence of Beyoncé… and 12 suitcases. Yes, 12. One of them had wheels bigger than my SUV tires.

As she directed the bellhop like she was organizing a military supply drop, I casually asked,

“Ma’am, is this... a one-way trip to another planet?”

She laughed. I didn’t.

🧳 When the Luggage Fought Back

Now here’s where it gets special. I pop the trunk, open the back door, and suddenly I hear a squeak. Not like a mouse-squeak. Like something small and judgmental.

Out pops a ferret’s face from her designer duffel bag, like it was on vacation too.

“Oh, that’s Milo. He gets car sick unless he rides with his head out,” she says.

Milo? Lady, this isn’t an Uber Pet — this is Luxe Car Service.

But I’m a professional.

✨ Chauffeur Tip #147: Expect the Unexpected

Being a black car chauffeur in Boston isn’t just about suits and shiny SUVs. It’s about adaptability, patience, and sometimes... small, furry mammals.

And honestly? Milo was better behaved than half the airport traffic on I-93.

🛬 Final Destination: Smooth Ride, Surprisingly Fun

Despite the over-packing and over-petting, the ride was a breeze. Milo didn’t throw up. She tipped well. And I only had to play “Who Let the Dogs Out” once to keep her amused.

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